THE CANNONOMICON

Loyal comrades! Faithful friends! Join! Submit to the Cannon. Submit to th' bullet, gunpowder, and musket. Join and be shown yer truest path. Path to enlightenment, and th' only way we ever escape this godforsaken Island. Join and I shalt carry ye beyond thy veil. Through dusk and moonlight's peak, where we may all rest… Join me and find eternal freedom! - <i>Captain L. Wright</i>