Rank Incompetence

That idiot! We have miles of open beach, clear waters, and the fool "Captain" goes and beaches the damn ship! Well, the only thing he'll be captain of now are the crabs picking at his bones. We bound him and buried him at the site of his shame, and we'll worry about his incompetence no longer. The men and I will salvage all we can from the ship, then continue up the coast and survey where we have landed.